Archive for December, 2008


The Kiss of Deaf

“While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution,” wrote the China Daily.

I agree. Not only can kissing lead to loss of hearing, there’s also the threat of transfering mouth diseases, finding out that the other person had stinky tofu for lunch, or even real death if you’re kissing one of those aliens with that weird biting thing that comes out of their throat and stuff.

And as Bill Haverchuck stated: French Kissing is gross.

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